"Bud" - The Mark Of White Trash

We've all heard this, in fact you may be one of these people. People who call their stupid kid "bud." No, it's not the actual name Bud, it's the short form of buddy. Come here, bud. Put that down, bud. I'm a big fucking loser with no parenting skills, bud. Instead of laying down the law and taking charge, I'm going to be your friend and try to secure your agreement with all of the family decisions. That way I don't have to deal with upsetting your fragile little mind.

Admit you are a white trash douchebag who didn't want this stupid kid in the first place, and have no intention of attempting to raise the kid to be less of a loser than yourself. Who are you? Check the soccer mom pic farther down. That's you, pig. Why don't you walk off some of that big fat ass? Try running something other than your mouth. All these people do is spend all day whining about how their stupid life didn't turn out how they wanted, without actually working towards anything other than a welfare application. The only redemption they receive is watching episodes of Springer which is the only showcase of bigger losers than themselves. Learn how to speak, learn how to act, learn something useful other than how to increase the welfare check from your circle of other losers. This makes me so angry, go to hell.