How To Eliminate All Debts And Make The Government Profitable !!!

That's right! I have a revolutionary idea that can turn around any government's debt, no matter how deep. The answer is simple. Porno.

Yes, porno. How can the government get rich from porno? "How dare you suggest taxing my porno!", you might utter angrily. No, that's not it. I'm talking making and selling porno. "But thousands of companies already make and sell porn, how can the goverment make billions in an already saturated marketplace?" Simple. Welfare crack-whores.

Think about it. Many people on welfare are whores. Many governments require that welfare recipients "work" for some of their assistance. This is a natural extension. Making porn qualifies as work, and is something these sluts do all day for crack money anyway. Finding dudes will be no problem, they'll line up. And how will this be so profitable, who will buy this porno? Everyone. You will, admit it. Why? Because you might see a neighbor, ex-girlfriend, sometime acquaintance, and people love degradation. American Idol is all about humiliation and failure, that's why people watch. Well, what's more humiliating that being forced to screw on camera for welfare? Stoned and degraded, now that's quality entertainment. And it's educational, no kid will want to grow up to end up like this. Let's do it!